LinkedOut – Proof You Once Did a Thing
Summary: Thrives in cold with penguin-level expertise.
Experience
Igloo Architect
at Frozen Dreams Inc.
Built igloos that impressed even the polar bears.
Skills
Syncing dogs with a wireless router.
Barking in binary.
Midnight snack architecting.
Endorsements
"His absence makes the team function". Submitted by Former Manager.
"He makes snow angels look like hard work". Submitted by Former snowman-building partner.
Top Achievement
Was once voted the safest person in rural Canada to be around during predator attacks.